brittany murphy foundation photoThe late Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, is throwing a party to celebrate the Brittany Murphy Foundation, which is dedicated to a nationwide search to uncover the cleanest and uncut cocaine.

Oops.

Um, it’s really dedicated to arts education for children.

However, attendees must pay $1,000 and corporations must pay $10,000 to schmooze at the soirée.

Monjack claims he began the foundation with $1 million of his money.

Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.

A source told Us mag: “Everyone thinks it’s very tacky that he is making it so much about money.”

You think?

For that price, Hollywood Headaches would not only manhandle that open bar, but would fondle, caress it and spank it.

Monjack, this is tacky. Please advise us of your objectives. We’re waiting.

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