Sandra Bullock said when the Academy Award nominations were announced this morning in Beverly Hills, she “was asleep like a little tiny baby.”

My ass.

This is her first nomination ever. She was not asleep.

In fact, she has been up since December, beer-bonging Pepto.

Stop trying to act so couth, Sandy.

Along with an Oscars’ best actress nod for her role in “The Blind Side,” Bullock is also nominated for worst actress in “All About Steve” from the Golden Raspberry Foundation (Razzies, laymen), which also takes place the same weekend as the Oscars.

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