No need for tear gas, it’s just Paris Hilton pouting in an A-list potty.

The Creative Artist Agency — one of Hollywood’s top talent groups — hosted a Golden Globe soiree at the Sunset Towers Sunday night where the uninvited Paris was partying with the porcelain.

The New York Daily News reports that the heiress hid in the bathroom after CAA agent Kevin Huvane caught her slipping in, uninvited.

A witness told New York Daily News that Huvane was outrage, screaming “Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!”

A clearly embarrassed HiltonĀ  left the powder room to find LAPD security waiting to eject her.

Paris, what have we learned from this?

Just because you sweat jewels, doesn’t mean you can wax poetic with the likes of Julia Roberts.

Atta girl. Who wants a treat?

We know, Paris. Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Next time roll with the homies at LAX or Les Deux where everybody knows your game.

Paris Hilton arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Studios Golden Globes after-party Jan. 11 in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Paris Hilton arrives at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Studios Golden Globes after-party Jan. 11 in Beverly Hills, Calif.

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