Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris

Tom Bergeron and Samantha Harris

What? You shut your mouth. I don’t watch “Dancing with the Stars.”

Who said that?

Fine, so maybe I have a once or twice.*

And those “few” (cough) shows I’ve perused, that SaMANtha Harris hostess chick, oh man, she is annoying.

That poor frog in her throat has been croaking to be released from her stiff neck for decades.

Good news!

For all those who watch ABC’s DWTS (ahem, losers**), Harris is leaving the show to focus on her journalism degree and background — like taking on more correspondent duties at “The Insider.” 

“The Insider.” Journalism? Hmmm.

Hey Hollywood Headaches, you’re also a journalist.

Oh yeah. My bad. But I’m good. Really. That’s what it says in the men’s room.

*i.e. a handful of seasons. Don’t judge.

**Let’s discuss season 10. Meet me behind the dumpster.  I have a reputation to uphold.

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