Oh. Matthew McConaughey. Open mouth, insert marijuana farm.

In an interview with Elle magazine, he said:

“From checking out ‘Playboy’ I always thought—jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we?—I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time.”

Right.

We still don’t have a better word for jeezum, do we?

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