Who? Bear with me.
Once last month when the couple appeared on the “Today” show; twice, six days later; three times a lady.
Um. I mean the third time was on Monday.
You know what’s neat? There’s this nifty thing I saw at McGuckin’s Hardware last week. It’s called a lock. You get a key with it and everything. Sometimes even two keys!
The contraptions range from heavy-duty security to the cheap change-for-your-ex-boyfriend kinda lock. It’s pretty neat.
Harry has denied the break-ins as publicity stunts for their “Harry Loves Lisa” TV Land show.
“If I was going to do a publicity stunt for ['Harry Loves Lisa'], I would get a big balloon and I would put the whole family in it and then I would get lost somewhere over the Pacific,” Hamlin told Access Hollywood after the first break in. “I’m not gonna rob a few things from my store. I’d think a little bit bigger than that.”
Well, Harry. We are not at all opposed to the idea of you forever floating over the Pacific.
In fact, we encourage it.
However, you’ll want to get a bigger balloon. Lisa’s cumbersome lips – with their layers of hardened sillicone – will weigh down the poor, floating fella.
Sidebar: If one is going to visit Belle Gray to make a clothing purchase (or solely to rob it) beware: Housed on a wall sits a life-sized glossy of Rinna and her brawny lips cackling. Oh dear. Hold me.