Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married for four months when he checked into rehab for drug and alcohol addiction in 2006.
Urban told Oprah that he was afraid a stint that early on would destroy the couple.
Actually, Keith, those pansy blond highlights and soul patch should be the concern.
Age 43 is not the new 98 Degrees.*
Wait. Maybe it is.
Just get a haircut, fool.
*Remeber Nick Lachey’s boy band. No? Right.