Dave Grohl

“I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m crossing my fingers that Shelley Duvall plays me…. Shelley Duvall in ‘The Shining,’ that is my face, you cannot get any closer than that,” Dave Grohl, of Foo Fighters and Nirvana fame, said to People magazine when asked who should portray the rocker in a proposed Kurt Cobain biopic.

Shelley Duvall

Well in that case, maybe Courtney Love should play Kurt.

Ugh.

I’m so sorry Kurt, please don’t rattle my cabinets, flicker my lights and blow in my ear at night.

Scratch that. You can blow in my ear at night.

But I do apologize for that horrid statement. I just washed my mouth out with Irish Spring whipped my wrists with a wooden ruler.

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