Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, A-Rod and Cameron Diaz

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, A-Rod and Cameron Diaz

It is being reported that A-Rod left Kate Hudson for Cameron Diaz.

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Forgive the spacing. I couldn’t get the barf stains out from up there.

What is with this dude? He is not cute.

Oh. OH!

I see. Ladies. Come on. At least John Mayer is cuter…

I digress.

The pair reportedly got close at a Super Bowl Party in Miami on Saturday night.

A witness told OK! Magazine:

“A-Rod and Cameron have been totally hooking up. They were having a great time. Cameron was grinding on A-Rod.”

Like, totally.

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