Tag Archives: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan dumped from ‘Inferno’

Posted on November 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Lindsay Lohan has been replaced in the Linda Lovelace biopic, “Inferno.” “We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support,”  director Matthew Wilder told E! News. “Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan should be dumped from Linda Lovelace biopic

Posted on November 16, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Since Lindsay Lohan is in rehab, the director of “Inferno” — the Linda Lovelace porn biopic she’s slated to star in — said he has a backup in mind in case that trampled bar mat can’t make the commitment. “Actually, … Continue reading →

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Saint Michael Lohan

Posted on September 10, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay, is going to open a “faith-based” rehab. He said God wants him to. Michael, didn’t you see God’s Facebook status last week? He said rehab is rubbish. Wait. Maybe that was mine…

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Lindsay Lohan is in the clink

Posted on July 20, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Lindsay Lohan will spend the next large handful of days sweating out oxycodone in the slammer for violating probation. Sing all together now: She’ll be out in 23 days due to overcrowding. Bel canto, sopranos! The funny thing is — … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan to appear nude again?

Posted on June 21, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

When all else fails, Lindsay Lohan can just get naked. Wait. She tried that before. Triumph? Um. Yeah… In February of 2008, the hot mess posed nude as Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine. Said disastrous attempt landed her with … Continue reading →

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Dina Lohan said a ‘spilled drink’ set of Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet

Posted on June 10, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Lindsay Lohan’s enabler, Dina Lohan, told the New York Post that somebody spilled a drink on her daughter’s leg, which set off the SCRAM bracelet after the MTV Movie Awards. I bet. “She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t … Continue reading →

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The MTV Movie Awards gave me nightmares

Posted on June 7, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Fine. I didn’t really watch them, but I looked at pictures. I gasped. Fine, I didn’t really gasp, nothing really shocks Hollywood Headaches these days. However, I did cry and heave in my mouth. Fine, I didn’t really, but I … Continue reading →

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Ellen DeGeneres is starting her own record label. And why not?

Posted on May 26, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

In the music industry, experience is totally optional, Victoria Beckham. I won’t even “ahem” that. Then again, talent isn’t really needed in the comedy industry either, ahem, Dane Cook. Oh, and the acting industry too! Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey,  Jean-Claude … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan fools the man. And/or ankle bracelet. And/or maybe not.

Posted on May 26, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Lindsay Lohan, is now donning an gorgeous ankle bracelet (100-carat nylon embellished with alcohol-detecting plastic boxes, sexy)  for the second time. She wore one in 2007 and claimed she “put tea tree oil on to fool it”  or allegedly used … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan, Linda Lovelace, ‘Deep Throat’ and a Travelodge. Good times.

Posted on May 7, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

We’ve all heard Lindsay Lohan will portray legendary adult star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic, “Inferno,” about the ‘70s porn scene. If only I could type as fast as Lindsay drunk drive crashes. Slurs are doing the quickstep in … Continue reading →

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