Australia media’s bashing of Britney Spears – with reports of her lip-synching during “boring” and “stiff” performances – are causing quite the uproar.
Even John Mayer Tweeted about it:
“If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.”
The real concern here: Mayer hadn’t [...]

Tomorrow’s public memorial for Michael Jackson, featuring some legendary star power, will not be a “flashy” tribute concert, Grammys producer Ken Ehrlrich said.
Uh. The event is at the Staples Center. There was an Internet ticket lottery. You passed flashy 23 miles back at the Firefly Family’s garden of corpses.
The only props needed are Mariah Carey, [...]

Dear John Mayer,
Asking your mom to repeatedly put on lipstick and kiss your new white Hanes undershirt before a night out on the town does not fool us.
Post Script: We’re hoping her kisses were all above the belt. Dirty man.
P.S.S.: Be a doll and buy her a new tube of Revlon’s Rum Rasin after putting [...]

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up again, due to his constant Twittering, says UK’s Telegraph.*
A source told the Teleraph that John was neglecting his girlfriend by touting a busy schedule, but failed to keep in mind his incessant Twittering can be seen by everyone.
“Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have [...]

A source told the New York Daily News that John Mayer is too busy for the antics of Jennifer Aniston.
“John’s goal is to keep a low profile this year, and Jen is about as far off from low-profile as you can get,” a source tells the newspaper. “He just wants to keep out of the [...]

Supposedly John Mayer is creating his own version of an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston.
“Money’s no object for John,” an insider tells Star. “He didn’t want to buy something that anyone else had, so he sketched it and is having it custom-made.”
Hopefully he’ll create a panic room inside the jewel so Jen can shove him [...]