“Melrose Place” may have canned Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, but it appears the soapy drama didn’t crush her acting spirit.
Boo.
I am single-handedly holding the CW television show responsible for the demolition of the upcoming December run of the Broadway musical, “Chicago.”
If Simpson-Wentz still resided at the fictional West Hollywood complex, she may not be reprising her role [...]

Heidi Montag Pratt poses with two cute little furry puppies and one ugly, large flesh colored beard.
Spencer, stop making kissy-faces to the camera. It’s not endearing in the least.
The new pups, Ninja and Daisy, sure have their hands full with their new owners. But, hey, whatever keeps the pair from reproducing…
And, way to name [...]

Tony Romo posted the following message, for ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson, on his security gate:
“RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN … JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”
Then the recess bell rang, so he had to clean up the mess of pillows [...]

Tony Romo kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb, the night before her 29th birthday, reports Us Magazine.
Damn! Her Barbie and Ken-themed birthday soirée was the one thing getting me through  the week.
Simpson’s friends said she is heartbroken and Romo’s buds apparently aren’t surprised.
“It’s been a long time coming,” said a friend of Romo.
Perhaps her new [...]

Joe Simpson hit climax. He made it into the press after a five month hiatus.
National Enquirer falsely (get out!) reported that Papa Joe wanted his daughter Jessica to dump Tony Romo.
The rag sheet reproted that a source said he ”feels that Tony has become too much of a distraction…. Rather than blaming his daughter’s work ethic, [...]

In searching for something interesting to post on Hollywood Headaches today, I found some really great gossip (laymen: my sarcasm drips with the italic button):
-Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have a photo shoot outside of a 99-cent store (somebody scrape my eyes out with a toothpick).
-Paris Hilton babbles about how she is not stupid (yeah, [...]