Pack your bags. Put your head between your legs. Breathe. The world we know and love, could be nearing annihilation. Spencer Pratt just said something intelligent. After a week of stick-your-head-in-the-oven remarks*, he actually made the world a better place. Soak it in. His wife Heidi Pratt revealed to her sister-in-law, Stephanie Pratt, (there’s too [...]

“[The photos are] beautiful art,” Spencer Pratt bragged to Access Hollywood about his wife Heidi’s Playboy pictures. “Not, like, Picasso art — real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?” Yes, I actually do know what you’re saying: Being on the cover of Playboy is more beautiful than the works of one of the most [...]

Soon the spectacle shall recommence. MTV’s “reality” hit, The Hills, is back for season six on Sept. 29. Adam Divello’s craftily-scripted plot will involve Kristin Cavallari’s “character” ruffling those designer feathers, after a basic admission of the drafted script: “Basically…they want me to come in and start drama.” I bet. “Drinking, fighting, hooking up — [...]

I’m bewildered. Confused. Sad. Perplexed. Betrayed. Frustrated. Perhaps a little burpy. Heidi Pratt will perform “Turn Ya Head” from her upcoming debut “album,” Unleashed, at the Aug. 23 Miss Universe Pageant. Hold me.

Ha! A big VP for NBC said Heidi and Spencer Pratt are “everything that’s wrong with America.” “They are insincere, lazy, entitled and they claim the devil has possessed them.” After the fame whores quit and un-quit numerous times on “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!” apparently now they want back on because [...]