MTV has booted Spencer Pratt from “The Hills” for six weeks and ordered him to take anger management classes for throwing a tantrum on the set after threatening a female producer. “He got so crazy that he screamed at (her), ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!’” a source told Us [...]

Oh help me. I am perplexed with where to start with this one. Lisa Rinna is slamming Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery procedures. Hmmm. Seriously. I’m confused. Please advise. Rinna said when the Montag cover of People magazine arrived in her mailbox, she took the cover off to protect her 11 and 8 year olds. “We [...]

Heidi Montag went under the knife for 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. In attempts to dispel rumors that she is addicted to plastic surgery, she went on “Good Morning America” this morning to say otherwise. “I would say that none of those people know me at all, and that’s just a judgment,” Heidi [...]

Whip out the adult diapers. Are you strapped in? Hurry up. Heidi Montag’s new album, Superficial, is out today. I peed a little bit too. The three-years-in-the-making album has finally graced the airwaves with the grate of metal spikes on porcelain. Or something like that. She gets pretty dirty, which is not something we need [...]

Heidi Montag Pratt poses with two cute little furry puppies and one ugly, large flesh colored beard. Spencer, stop making kissy-faces to the camera. It’s not endearing in the least. The new pups, Ninja and Daisy, sure have their hands full with their new owners. But, hey, whatever keeps the pair from reproducing… And, way [...]

Pack your bags. Put your head between your legs. Breathe. The world we know and love, could be nearing annihilation. Spencer Pratt just said something intelligent. After a week of stick-your-head-in-the-oven remarks*, he actually made the world a better place. Soak it in. His wife Heidi Pratt revealed to her sister-in-law, Stephanie Pratt, (there’s too [...]

“[The photos are] beautiful art,” Spencer Pratt bragged to Access Hollywood about his wife Heidi’s Playboy pictures. “Not, like, Picasso art — real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?” Yes, I actually do know what you’re saying: Being on the cover of Playboy is more beautiful than the works of one of the most [...]

Soon the spectacle shall recommence. MTV’s “reality” hit, The Hills, is back for season six on Sept. 29. Adam Divello’s craftily-scripted plot will involve Kristin Cavallari’s “character” ruffling those designer feathers, after a basic admission of the drafted script: “Basically…they want me to come in and start drama.” I bet. “Drinking, fighting, hooking up — [...]

I’m bewildered. Confused. Sad. Perplexed. Betrayed. Frustrated. Perhaps a little burpy. Heidi Pratt will perform “Turn Ya Head” from her upcoming debut “album,” Unleashed, at the Aug. 23 Miss Universe Pageant. Hold me.