“I gained three pounds since yesterday!” Kourtney Kardashian, who is about to pop, told E! that she has gained a total of 26 pounds. You’re sick of gaining that weight, Kourtney? Well that baby’s sick of hearing your voice. Stay in there baby! Stay in! I implore you!

The airing of Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett’s shotgun wedding on E! last night was as amusing as watching Regis Philbin clip his toenails or Michael Moore put on a pair of pantyhose. Scratch that. The latter would be quite amusing. The hour-long dull program would have been better suited as a 30-minute affair. Wilkinson [...]

Jamie Lynn Spears is working on a country album, y’all! Yee haw! Well, can you blame her? She’s got the name. She’s got the dialect. She’s got the sister. She’s got the GED. She was knocked up before she was legal. All she needs is a Billie Bob or a Billy Ray to hitch to [...]

A few random thoughts on the pre-pre-Oscar show “Countdown to the Red Carpet: The 2009 Academy Awards” on E! Sunday afternoon: As Debbie Matenopoulos sucked down Aqua Net in a martini glass, she gratingly flailed her hands around like a damn octopus while rushing through each guest – with some seeming visibly irritated, like the Victoria’ s Secret clip [...]

The Grammy Awards aired successfully, without any exciting hitches. Well, besides the usual performance cancellation due to a spouse’s botched plastic surgery job and a significant other arrest for domestic battery. Tameka Foster Raymond Usher (translation, Usher’s wife) had a medical emergency for a “routine surgery” in Brazil (translation, tummy tuck gone awry, perhaps?). Usher [...]

A celebrity style about-face usually works in abbreviated, time-elapsed spurts. A 180, however, will evoke jaw dropping. But, let’s take, for instance, Greg Behrendt. He appeared on E!’s Chelsea Lately last night and clearly raided Reverend Horton Heat‘s wardrobe. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Don’t get me wrong, the rockabilly style makes my [...]