Australia media’s bashing of Britney Spears – with reports of her lip-synching during “boring” and “stiff” performances – are causing quite the uproar.
Even John Mayer Tweeted about it:
“If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.”
The real concern here: Mayer hadn’t [...]

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel finally broke up after three years.
She got curbed one-year short of Cameron Diaz and Britney Spears, who both squeezed in four years with the pop star. Depressing.
Jessica, you saw this coming. We saw this coming. Primates saw this coming.
For shame’s sake, his grandma saw it coming.
“Jessica is keen to marry, [...]

Drop everything. Britney spears just bought a parakeet.
I need to go change my pants because I just peed. I am so ecstatic.

Only Britney Spearscan spend $3,000 at a store called Sugar Factory.
Here’s the icing on the black tooth: The Las Vegas Mirage candy store reportedly sent $2,500 of merchandise to her hotel room after she already cleaned the place out.
Britney, I’ll give you some candy for three grand.
You wish. Not that kind of candy.
My rent is [...]

A Starbucks in Seattle is going to start serving beer and wine beginning next week.
Sweet, that means Britney Spears and Tara Reid can just move in.

Dear Lady Gaga,
Although it’s fun to be new to the spotlight, we no longer care to see your ass cheeks or your breasts. Those hideous outfits will get you enough paparazzi.
Maybe you, Madonna and Britney can take the fishnets and underwear uniform to Jamaica. Perhaps they’ll give a hoot there.
Post Script: Did the cat get [...]

Britney Spears had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction during a Tampa show of her “Circus” freak act.
The dignified pop star blurted out to the audience: “My p—- was hanging out!”
Twice.
And three times the night before last. Oh, and 14 times last week. And a grand total of 93 times in February.
Don’t worry, it’s accurate. [...]

Jamie Lynn Spears is working on a country album, y’all! Yee haw!
Well, can you blame her? She’s got the name. She’s got the dialect. She’s got the sister. She’s got the GED. She was knocked up before she was legal. All she needs is a Billie Bob or a Billy Ray to hitch to her [...]

Britney Spears clearly didn’t get the memo on Dictionary.com’s definition of concert.
That would be: Noun: a public musical performance in which a number of singers or instrumentalists, or both, participate.
Not: dressing up in asinine get-ups while prancing around a stage like a damn circus freak.
But, I suppose when the music is garbled by electronics, voice [...]