And in overexposed, burnt-to-a-crisp and beaten-to-bloody-hell news: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are not dating. The “Bounty Hunter” costars are simply putting on a publicity stunt so you’ll go to their damn movie. Don’t do it. It ends just like that one rom-com she was in. And that other one. And that other one. And [...]

It appears Angelina Jolie dropped her teenage angst and reconciled with her estranged dad, Jon Voigt. Now if she could drop her “I’m cooler than you but act way cooler so as to not seem cooler than you while altogether being way cooler than you,” act. Oh, and dropping those thin blonde highlights in brown [...]

Brad Pitt has a tattoo on his back that Angelina Jolie drew freehand, according to Perez Hilton’s Web site. Story (hold your breath): She was bored, she sketched some parallel lines and angles on his back, he liked it and made it permanent. Then world collectively had a panic attack over this news. I’m just [...]

Many in New Orleans have been sporting “Brad Pitt for Mayor” T-shirts this summer in jovial efforts of enticing the actor to run. If he were mayor, Angelina Jolie would be refered to as the First Lady of the Big Easy. That’s what it reads in the men’s room. Um. Anyway, Pitt told NBC’s “Today” [...]

“17 Again” star Zac Efron has been named one of Time magazine’s “The Most Influential People In The World,” among the Obamas, Oprah and Brad Pitt. He can influence my Friday and Saturday night if he wants to. What? Oops, is he legal? My bad. But really, Zac, meet me on the Atomic Cowboy on [...]

Drop everything. Brad Pitt is gracing France’s annual film festival this year. Hold please, I just peed a smidge. He is starring in Quentin Tarantino’s WWII epic “Inglourious Basterds,” which will world premiere at the festival in May.

Whether the Academy Awards’ attempt at garnering more viewers Sunday night by acquiring a sexy host worked or not – who cares, Hugh Jackman is a fine piece of ass. Who needs a comedian? Jackman, People’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” awed the audience with his comedic song and dance numbers. The red carpet was dressed elegantly [...]

E! news host Giuliana Rancic just literally screamed right when the “Live from the Red Carpet” was about to go to commercial. Why? Because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie — *gasp* — get ready, hold your breath. Ready? They got out of thier limo! OMG!

Oscar noms are out, and there is nothing we all didn’t already know — except “The Dark Knight” missing out on a Best Picture nod. If Angelina Jolie wins an Oscar, I am moving to Portugal. Scratch that, her and the handfuls of infants trickling down her pant leg probably have a June 12 home [...]