Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their colossal kinfolk reportedly rented an island off of Italy on Sunday for a private Easter egg hunt. Word is, Maddox found a Maserati Gran Turismo convertible in his egg and Shiloh found a mullet, an army tanker and some G.I. Joe figures in hers.

It appears Angelina Jolie dropped her teenage angst and reconciled with her estranged dad, Jon Voigt. Now if she could drop her “I’m cooler than you but act way cooler so as to not seem cooler than you while altogether being way cooler than you,” act. Oh, and dropping those thin blonde highlights in brown [...]

he United Nations named Tinkerbell the “Honorary Ambassador of Green” to promote eco-practices amongst kiddies. Hmmmm. This was before the committee polished off the vending machine and a couple dozen orange sodas. “We’re delighted Tinker Bell has agreed to be our Honorary Ambassador of Green,” said Kiyo Akasaka, the Under-Secretary-General for Communications and Public Information. [...]

Brad Pitt has a tattoo on his back that Angelina Jolie drew freehand, according to Perez Hilton’s Web site. Story (hold your breath): She was bored, she sketched some parallel lines and angles on his back, he liked it and made it permanent. Then world collectively had a panic attack over this news. I’m just [...]

Many in New Orleans have been sporting “Brad Pitt for Mayor” T-shirts this summer in jovial efforts of enticing the actor to run. If he were mayor, Angelina Jolie would be refered to as the First Lady of the Big Easy. That’s what it reads in the men’s room. Um. Anyway, Pitt told NBC’s “Today” [...]

Pulitzer Prize hopefuls beware, Angelina Jolie wrote a story for Time magazine about the situation in Darfur. Jolie also topped Forbes’ Celebrity 100 this week, beating out Oprah. Rumor has it, she is in the running for Nobel Peace Prize. This just in: Her canonization to become a saint after her death has been submitted [...]

Indian police are investigating the father of child star of “Slumdog Millionaire,” Rubina Ali, who was rumored in attempting to sell the 9-year-old girl to an undercover reporter. The reporter said the father, Rafiq Qureshi, was demanding the equivalent of $400,000. Buddy, you could have made this a lot easier on yourself. Follow these steps [...]

Whether the Academy Awards’ attempt at garnering more viewers Sunday night by acquiring a sexy host worked or not – who cares, Hugh Jackman is a fine piece of ass. Who needs a comedian? Jackman, People’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” awed the audience with his comedic song and dance numbers. The red carpet was dressed elegantly [...]

E! news host Giuliana Rancic just literally screamed right when the “Live from the Red Carpet” was about to go to commercial. Why? Because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie — *gasp* — get ready, hold your breath. Ready? They got out of thier limo! OMG!