he United Nations named Tinkerbell the “Honorary Ambassador of Green” to promote eco-practices amongst kiddies.
Hmmmm.
This was before the committee polished off the vending machine and a couple dozen orange sodas.
“We’re delighted Tinker Bell has agreed to be our Honorary Ambassador of Green,” said Kiyo Akasaka, the Under-Secretary-General for Communications and Public Information.
Thankfully, the weed wore [...]

Brad Pitt has a tattoo on his back that Angelina Jolie drew freehand, according to Perez Hilton’s Web site.
Story (hold your breath): She was bored, she sketched some parallel lines and angles on his back, he liked it and made it permanent. Then world collectively had a panic attack over this news.
I’m just excited [...]

Many in New Orleans have been sporting “Brad Pitt for Mayor” T-shirts this summer in jovial efforts of enticing the actor to run.
If he were mayor, Angelina Jolie would be refered to as the First Lady of the Big Easy.
That’s what it reads in the men’s room. Um.
Anyway, Pitt told NBC’s “Today” he doesn’t have [...]

Pulitzer Prize hopefuls beware, Angelina Jolie wrote a story for Time magazine about the situation in Darfur.
Jolie also topped Forbes’ Celebrity 100 this week, beating out Oprah.
Rumor has it, she is in the running for Nobel Peace Prize.
This just in: Her canonization to become a saint after her death has been submitted and approved. [...]

Indian police are investigating the father of child star of “Slumdog Millionaire,” Rubina Ali, who was rumored in attempting to sell the 9-year-old girl to an undercover reporter.
The reporter said the father, Rafiq Qureshi, was demanding the equivalent of $400,000.
Buddy, you could have made this a lot easier on yourself.
Follow these steps next time: Call [...]

Whether the Academy Awards’ attempt at garnering more viewers Sunday night by acquiring a sexy host worked or not – who cares, Hugh Jackman is a fine piece of ass. Who needs a comedian?
Jackman, People’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” awed the audience with his comedic song and dance numbers.
The red carpet was dressed elegantly (by most), [...]

E! news host Giuliana Rancic just literally screamed right when the “Live from the Red Carpet” was about to go to commercial. Why? Because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie — *gasp* — get ready, hold your breath. Ready? They got out of thier limo! OMG!

The California octuplet mother, Angelina Jolie Nadya Suleman, defends her baby-making decisions in an interview with Ann Curry on NBC, to air Monday.
The single mother of 14 children, who were all conceived through in vitro fertilization, tells Curry that her desire to have a big family makes up for the isolation she felt from being an only child in [...]

In searching for something interesting to post on Hollywood Headaches today, I found some really great gossip (laymen: my sarcasm drips with the italic button):
-Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have a photo shoot outside of a 99-cent store (somebody scrape my eyes out with a toothpick).
-Paris Hilton babbles about how she is not stupid (yeah, [...]