According to Facebook, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are married, again.
The couples’ walls are blanketed with well wishes from friends.
Ha! Friends.
Blake wrote: “Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?”
Not so fast. We can’t be positive he wasn’t just waxing poetic to the lines and rolled up bills on his coffee table…

Amy Winehouse is on trial for allegedly hitting a fan in the eye when they asked for a picture. Today, she told the London court she was too short to have punched the fan.
You see, those long lanky arms are actually only three-inches long. They just look longer because tabloid cameras add an extra two-and-a-half [...]

The Caribbean island of St. Lucia has stepped up its efforts in reducing ocean air pollution by kicking Amy Winehouse off the island.
Fine, she left on her own. But rumor has it, Tropical Storm Carlos currently hovering over Mexico City is the result of the island’s collective sigh of relief.
“She’s generally looked upon as bad [...]

Mel Gibson’s girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, released the first single, “Say My Name,” from her upcoming album, “Beautiful Heartbreak.”
Say your name? Mel Gibson’s knocked-up lover. Right?
The Russia-born singer and pianist collaborated with Gibson on the song. He is playing the drunken recorder, also sometimes called the Amy Winehouse.
Really, though, he just collaborated on the lyrics for [...]

Amy Winehouse and Snoop Dogg got together in Los Angeles last year to record music together, but the pair were too stoned to finish any of the tracks, reported Britain’s The Sun.
In breaking news, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
You missed her, didn’t you?
“They were working at a frenetic pace at first but as the [...]

Britney Spears’ dad, Jamie, testified that Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib gave Britney a pre-paid phone on the sly,  which her security team confiscated from her purse while she was at dance practice, according to People and TMZ.com.
Papa Spears, who is acting as his daughter’s conservator, says he has been strictly monitoring Britney’s cell phone [...]

Amy Winehouse’s rep confirms that her London home was broken into while she was on her overextended, overwelcomed and unbridled drunken stay in St. Lucia.
Us Magazine reports the front door was kicked in and a bunch of guitars and music equipment were stolen.
Remains in the house included nappy beehives, hordes of gutter glitter and cut-off [...]

Blake Fielder-Civil wants a divorce from wife Amy Winehouse.
Well, too bad. She doesn’t.
Winehouse told London’s The Sun that she still loves “my Blake.”
“I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him.”
I’m sure he’ll be all over that. Especially after she has admitted to hooking [...]