Newly reunited dolts, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, told Life & Style magazine that they not only blew through $10 million, but they are considering filing for bankruptcy and are living in Spencer’s parents guesthouse.
“We don’t want sympathy,” said Spencer. “We did this to ourselves and feel like idiots. But we’ve grownup and are definitely not as naive anymore.”
Oh, no worries on the sympathy, sweets.
They need to just do the adult thing and return Heidi’s boobs to Walmart. The store isn’t at all particular on what comes back.
However, Walmart may only be able to turn them into children’s bouncy balls. I mean, that would be a good $10.
Or perhaps they could mold them into a silicone aquarium sealant. Maybe get a couple extra bucks?
Just trying to help here.