Hollywood Headaches

Christian Bale’s family is still complaining to the media

[caption id="attachment_1956" align="alignleft" width="243" caption="Christian Bale. Yum. "][/caption] When I get famous, if you try to pump me for money, I will hurt you. I’m not sure how yet – as I’m a large sally – but I will hurt you. Unless, of course, you give me some supplementary income right now, then we can possibly work out some sort of arrangement. Anyway, I am going to defend Christian Bale’s actions from when he was involved in an altercation [+]

Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron love each other

[caption id="attachment_1947" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson"][/caption] Robert Pattinson reportedly has a man-crush on Zac Efron. Efron sang Pattinson’s praises on the red carpet Sunday night at the Oscars. “He’s absolutely amazing,” Zac said. “I think he’s making great choices. I think he’s handling it all really well, but you know, he's a superstar. He really deserves all this.” Get a room. And then tell me where said room is. I'll totally be the bologna, jelly, ham, peanut butter, [+]

Sean Hayes of ‘Will & Grace’ comes out of the closet. Didn’t he 12 years ago?

[caption id="attachment_1962" align="alignleft" width="217" caption="Sean Hayes"][/caption] Sean Hayes, known from playing Jack from “Will & Grace,” has just dropped an enormous bombshell. Ready? He has finally admitted to “The Advocate” that he is gay. Say it isn’t so! Sean, you had us at 1998's pilot. In his defense, he said he is not comfortable with outwardly discussing his sexuality. “When I play a gay character I want to be as believable as possible. And when I’m playing a straight character I also [+]

Leave Judd Nelson alone! Eat his shorts!

[caption id="attachment_1952" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Matthew Broderick, Macaulay Culkin, Ally Sheedy, Molly Ringwald, Judd Nelson, Jon Cryer and Anthony Michael Hall"][/caption] People. Judd Neslon wore a jean jacket, fingerless gloves, diamond earrings and combat boots in “The Breakfast Club.” In the past, he often donned shaded spectacles. This man has only sported ordinary solely a handful of red-carpeted times. The sudden onslaught of a worldwide panic attack over the actor’s appearance at Sunday night’s Academy Awards show during the tribue to [+]

OMG Justin Timberlake is like, totally hooking back up with Cameron Diaz

[caption id="attachment_1944" align="alignleft" width="185" caption="Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake"][/caption] Relax. It's for a film. Get out the tissues and bitchslaps. Justin Timberlake and ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz will star opposite one another in “Bad Teacher.” OMG that is like, so, crazy! They totally, like, broke up and stuff. I wonder if it’s going to be, like, awkward and all. We’re adults here, people. The only person allowed to ignore ex-boyfriends for life is Hollywood Headaches. Unless, of course, the ex bears a [+]

Naomi Campbell (allegedly) assaults her driver. Not shocking.

[caption id="attachment_1939" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Naomi Campbell"][/caption] It’s like an infant’s nursing cycle. Or Matthew McConnaughey’s days sans shirt. Or Rip Torn’s empty whiskey bottles. See the correlation here? All frequent occurances, or scores of things, if you will. All much like Naomi Campbell’s assault record. She allegedly slapped and punched the driver of her Cadillac Escalade in Manhattan today, then ran from the scene. The supermodel is now wanted by the police for questioning. Let’s take a look at that delicate little flower’s [+]

Dave Grohl thinks he looks like Shelley Duvall in ‘The Shining’

[caption id="attachment_1934" align="alignleft" width="200" caption="Dave Grohl"][/caption] “I don't know about anyone else, but I’m crossing my fingers that Shelley Duvall plays me.... Shelley Duvall in ‘The Shining,’ that is my face, you cannot get any closer than that,” Dave Grohl, of Foo Fighters and Nirvana fame, said to People magazine when asked who should portray the rocker in a proposed Kurt Cobain biopic. [caption id="attachment_1935" align="alignright" width="210" caption="Shelley Duvall"][/caption] Well in that case, maybe Courtney Love should play [+]

Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight: Reunited and it feels so good

[caption id="attachment_1930" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Jon Voigt and Angelina Jolie reunite"][/caption] It appears Angelina Jolie dropped her teenage angst and reconciled with her estranged dad, Jon Voigt. Now if she could drop her “I’m cooler than you but act way cooler so as to not seem cooler than you while altogether being way cooler than you,” act. Oh, and dropping those thin blonde highlights in brown hair look would be super as well. Jolie stopped talking to her dad in [+]

Courtney Love is terrifying

[caption id="attachment_1926" align="aligncenter" width="199" caption="Courtney Love"][/caption] Just in case you needed help in getting that last bite of your sandwich up, Hollywood Headaches is always here to help. This is Courtney Love at a Roberto Cavalli show in Milan over the weekend. It looks like she got inflated by a helium tank, chewed up by a rat and spit out into a pile of Mary Kay. She's such a pretty little flower. [+]

Lady Gaga made Akon lots o’ money

[caption id="attachment_1923" align="aligncenter" width="225" caption="Akon and Lady Gaga"][/caption] "She's pretty much retired me." – R&B singer Akon, on hitting the jackpot by signing Lady Gaga to his record label. But more importantly, why is this quote attached to a photo of Akon and a drag queen? [+]