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Kelly Ripa can’t exercise for weeks. Whew.
Kelly Ripa has a stress fracture on her right hip. She said on “Live with Regis and Kelly” that she can’t exercise for three to six weeks. Whew. That exercise bulimic can finally soften that sinewy man-bod a bit feminine. … Continue reading
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Tagged exercise, hip, kelly ripa, Live with Regis and Kelly, stress fracture
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Paris Hilton buys a Rolls-Royce
Monday, Paris Hilton bought a $300,000 Rolls-Royce. Monday, I bought Ramen noodles and pilfered some hot sauce from Taco Bell. Shh. I have a reputation to uphold here.
Washed-up celebs sing Beatles’ ‘Let it Be’
It’s a supergroup! Almost like 1985’s cast of “We Are the World.” Or Them Crooked Vultures. Or Cream! Yeah, not really. An assortment of about 40 random celebs got together to sing the Beatles’ “Let It Be” as a promotion … Continue reading
Jane Fonda wants to be on Reality tube
Jane Fonda told the Associated Press she wants a TV series. Well we want a channel on the remote that lacks an infestation of aged celebrity washups paying their near-foreclosed mansion off with an insignificant reality series about an existence … Continue reading
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Tagged foreclosed mansion, jane fonda, reality tv, wash up stars
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Keith Urban tells Oprah rehab scared his marriage to Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married for four months when he checked into rehab for drug and alcohol addiction in 2006. Urban told Oprah that he was afraid a stint that early on would destroy the couple. Actually, Keith, … Continue reading
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Tagged 98 Degrees, Keith Urban, Nick Lachey, Nicole Kidman, Oprah, rehab
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Lindsay Lohan dumped from ‘Inferno’
Lindsay Lohan has been replaced in the Linda Lovelace biopic, “Inferno.” “We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support,” director Matthew Wilder told E! News. “Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring … Continue reading
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Tagged dumped, Inferno, Lindsay Lohan, Malin Akerman, Matthew Wilder, uninsurable
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Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s store robbed for a third time. I cry publicity stunt.
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s store, Belle Gray, was robbed for a third time within months. Who? Bear with me. Once last month when the couple appeared on the “Today” show; twice, six days later; three times a lady. Um. … Continue reading
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Tagged balloon, Belle Gray, glossy, Harry Hamlin, Harry Loves Lisa, lips, Lisa Rinna, robbed, three times
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‘N Sync reunion? Yeah right. Lance Bass wishes.
At the American Music Awards Sunday night, Lance Bass discussed an ‘N Sync reunion (among hype of the Backstreet Boys/New Kids on the Block tour). “I don’t see it in the cards because Justin (Timberlake) is very busy with his … Continue reading
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Tagged 'N Sync, Andy Samberg, Backstreet Boys, Emmys, fro, Grammys, JT, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, Lonely Island, New Kids on the Block, sexy back
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