Monthly Archives: December 2010
Kelly Ripa has a stress fracture on her right hip. She said on “Live with Regis and Kelly” that she can’t exercise for three to six weeks. Whew. That exercise bulimic can finally soften that sinewy man-bod a bit feminine. … Continue reading
Monday, Paris Hilton bought a $300,000 Rolls-Royce. Monday, I bought Ramen noodles and pilfered some hot sauce from Taco Bell. Shh. I have a reputation to uphold here.
It’s a supergroup! Almost like 1985’s cast of “We Are the World.” Or Them Crooked Vultures. Or Cream! Yeah, not really. An assortment of about 40 random celebs got together to sing the Beatles’ “Let It Be” as a promotion … Continue reading
A star of Japanese theatre – known as the “prince” of Kabuki (all-male theater mixing music, dance and acting) – got suspended from performing for calling in sick. And by calling in sick, we mean getting in a shitfaced bar … Continue reading
Looking for holiday gifts this season? For only $9,000, you can get your boyfriend a pair of cobweb-laced granny panties. “Baron” Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi manhandled Queen Elizabeth II’s knickers after she left them on a private plane in 1968. … Continue reading
Jane Fonda told the Associated Press she wants a TV series. Well we want a channel on the remote that lacks an infestation of aged celebrity washups paying their near-foreclosed mansion off with an insignificant reality series about an existence … Continue reading