Monthly Archives: November 2010

Keith Urban tells Oprah rehab scared his marriage to Nicole Kidman

Posted on November 29, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married for four months when he checked into rehab for drug and alcohol addiction in 2006. Urban told Oprah that he was afraid a stint that early on would destroy the couple. Actually, Keith, … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan dumped from ‘Inferno’

Posted on November 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Lindsay Lohan has been replaced in the Linda Lovelace biopic, “Inferno.” “We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support,”  director Matthew Wilder told E! News. “Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring … Continue reading →

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Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s store robbed for a third time. I cry publicity stunt.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin’s store, Belle Gray, was robbed for a third time within months. Who? Bear with me. Once last month when the couple appeared on the “Today” show; twice, six days later; three times a lady. Um. … Continue reading →

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‘N Sync reunion? Yeah right. Lance Bass wishes.

Posted on November 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

At the American Music Awards Sunday night, Lance Bass discussed an ‘N Sync reunion (among hype of the Backstreet Boys/New Kids on the Block tour). “I don’t see it in the cards because Justin (Timberlake) is very busy with his … Continue reading →

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Diddy’s Ciroc Vodka is on top. Of what?

Posted on November 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Advertising Age named Diddy’s vodka, Ciroc, as one of America’s hottest brands. “This is a huge honor for us to be included in this illustrious list,” Diddy told Us Weekly. He should feel so esteemed to be among genius brands … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan should be dumped from Linda Lovelace biopic

Posted on November 16, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Since Lindsay Lohan is in rehab, the director of “Inferno” — the Linda Lovelace porn biopic she’s slated to star in — said he has a backup in mind in case that trampled bar mat can’t make the commitment. “Actually, … Continue reading →

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Portia de Rossi DeGeneres on ‘Dancing With the Stars’? Lame.

Posted on November 15, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Portia! No! Dammit. Hollywood Headaches heard a rumor that her favorite underrated actress, Portia De Rossi (DeGeneres), may join “Dancing With the Stars.” I will stagger my pallid ass down to the De Rossi-DeGeneres household, grab you by the flowing … Continue reading →

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Elton John’s ‘X Factor’ hypocrisy

Posted on November 12, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Elton John said he’s not a fan of talent shows and that “X Factor” is “boring and ass-paralysingly brain crippling.” Well, well, well. Look who had a change of heart. All that producer Simon Cowell needed was to dangle some … Continue reading →

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Courtney Love tears up a fundraiser

Posted on November 10, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Courtney Love made quite the spectacle at a Haitian school fundraiser. Um. Whoever invited Love to this shindig needs to burn this analogy in their head: Love at a fundraiser parallels Bill Maher at church. His flesh would explode like … Continue reading →

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Competitive eater Joey Chestnut has balls

Posted on November 9, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Joey Chestnut shoved 43 balls in his mouth. (Catch up, Paris, you look like an amateur.) Chestnut is a competitive eater and the balls – well, they were meat. In 10 minutes the man scarfed 43 big meatballs down in … Continue reading →

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