Monthly Archives: October 2010
Clank those champagne glasses, Charlie Sheen has reason to celebrate! He’s had a spanning lifetime of (alleged!) drug and alcohol abuse, assault, threatening behavior, violence, jail and more trips to rehab than your face has to the porcelain after nine … Continue reading
Finally! Val Kilmer dropped the asking price of his Pecos River Ranch in Santa Fe from $33 million to $23 million. Jeez, I thought that was never going to happen. Pack it up, piggy bank, we’re moving to New Mexico.
I don’t care if you’ve got a baby head crowning. You spread those gams and pop that kid out on stage if necessary. French filmmaker, Jean-Luc Godard, will be praised with an honorary Oscar at the Govenors Awards dinner in … Continue reading
A spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off has come to a close. MTV has canceled Whitney Port’s “The City.” I was just as surprised when Ryan Seacrest came out of the closet. Wait. He’s still tooling around in there. … Continue reading
I’m not armed! That bitch came from out of nowhere. Madonna is slated to open a chain of gyms around the world, called Hard Candy Fitness Centers, where she’ll be merging “fitness with entertainment.” I’m verklempt. Slash petrified. Hold me. … Continue reading
Levi Johnston told “The View” broads that the only qualification he needs to snag the mayor spot in Wasilla is to live in the city limits a year before the election. No other qualifications. Whew. However, Johnston said he has … Continue reading
Giuliana Rancic was babbling about season three of “Giuliana and Bill” on the Style network, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention… However, this caught my eye: “We want to make marriage look cool and fun,” she said. I … Continue reading