Monthly Archives: October 2010

Charlie Sheen can do no wrong

Clank those champagne glasses, Charlie Sheen has reason to celebrate! He’s had a spanning lifetime of (alleged!) drug and alcohol abuse, assault, threatening behavior, violence, jail and more trips to rehab than your face has to the porcelain after nine … Continue reading

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Val Kilmer drops Santa Fe ranch $10 million

Finally! Val Kilmer dropped the asking price of his Pecos River Ranch in Santa Fe from $33 million to $23 million. Jeez, I thought that was never going to happen. Pack it up, piggy bank, we’re moving to New Mexico.

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Jean-Luc Godard, big mistake my dear.

I don’t care if you’ve got a baby head crowning. You spread those gams and pop that kid out on stage if necessary. French filmmaker, Jean-Luc Godard, will be praised with an honorary Oscar at the Govenors Awards dinner in … Continue reading

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Whitney Port’s ‘The City’ canceled by MTV

A spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off has come to a close. MTV has canceled Whitney Port’s “The City.” I was just as surprised when Ryan Seacrest came out of the closet. Wait. He’s still tooling around in there. … Continue reading

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Madonna opening a chain of gyms. Oh dear.

I’m not armed! That bitch came from out of nowhere. Madonna is slated to open a chain of gyms around the world, called Hard Candy Fitness Centers, where she’ll be merging “fitness with entertainment.” I’m verklempt. Slash petrified. Hold me. … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston has no platform. This is going to be entertaining.

Levi Johnston told “The View” broads that the only qualification he needs to snag the mayor spot in Wasilla is to live in the city limits a year before the election. No other qualifications. Whew. However, Johnston said he has … Continue reading

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Giuliana Rancic babbling about who knows what

Giuliana Rancic was babbling about season three of “Giuliana and Bill” on the Style network, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention… However, this caught my eye: “We want to make marriage look cool and fun,” she said. I … Continue reading

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Kanye, here’s to hoping on our end…

“I feel like in some ways I’m a solider of culture. I realize that no one wants that to be my job and I’ll never go on stage again. I’ll never sit in an award show again,” Kanye West said … Continue reading

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