Monthly Archives: July 2010

Comic-Con fight! Fight! Fight!

Posted on July 27, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

A fight at a cannabis convention consists of slow motion punches thrown six inches away from said intended object. A fight at a crotch rocket convention consists of “tough” guys throwing words and daintily flailing their arms. A fight at … Continue reading →

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Senseless celebrity Twitter news. We don’t care. But I blogged it anyway. Take that.

Posted on July 27, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Angelina Jolie got a Twitter account solely to obtain the username. She may start using it later in the year, a source told Us Magazine. “If she uses it, it will be for charity-related items or sharing links,” said the … Continue reading →

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Ice-T arrested

Posted on July 23, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Hollywood Headaches’ serotonin just did glee-filled cartwheels. Ice-T made the news Tuesday. And? Nothing really. He was arrested for driving with a suspended license in New York. Whatever. Next. The tangent I’m attempting is for the sole purpose of portraying … Continue reading →

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Randy Rainbow is dating Mel Gibson!

Posted on July 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Um, this is the best thing I’ve seen all year. I just laughed for a good hot minute. Randy Rainbow is dating Mel Gibson:

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Chelsea Handler’s new lover is hot

Posted on July 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Disclaimer: This post has no significance whatsoever. Hollywood Headaches was on vacation for a couple weeks. Her brain is still facedown in a beach bar bathroom. Animal Planet host Dave Salmoni — Chelsea Handler’s new “rumored lover” — is hot. … Continue reading →

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Zsa Zsa breaks her hip

Posted on July 21, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Actress and socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor, 93, just underwent hip replacement surgery. Dammit double Z, how many times did the doc tell you those hips can’t hold up all that makeup? Oops, the poor woman actually fell and broke her … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan is in the clink

Posted on July 20, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Lindsay Lohan will spend the next large handful of days sweating out oxycodone in the slammer for violating probation. Sing all together now: She’ll be out in 23 days due to overcrowding. Bel canto, sopranos! The funny thing is — … Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton does not travel light

Posted on July 19, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Paris Hilton reportedly traveled to the World Cup with more than 13 pieces of luggage. Well, come on people. Anal beads alone filled one of the bags while Valtrex filled another. Give the girl some credit.

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