Monthly Archives: June 2010

Amanda Bynes retires from acting at 24

Posted on June 21, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Amanda Bynes has retired from acting at 24. Hey! I just retired from hooking on Colfax in Denver at age 27. I’m joking, I’m not 27. Silly gooses. OK, but seriously? How did she hold out for so long? Brave … Continue reading →

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Pauly D of ‘Jersey Shore’ is such a girl

Posted on June 21, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

“It takes me 25 minutes just to do my hair,” Pauly D, of “Jersey Shore” told Access Hollywood. Well it takes me about 47 minutes to do mine. Take that. He is such a girl. “[The] three steps [are] a … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan to appear nude again?

Posted on June 21, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

When all else fails, Lindsay Lohan can just get naked. Wait. She tried that before. Triumph? Um. Yeah… In February of 2008, the hot mess posed nude as Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine. Said disastrous attempt landed her with … Continue reading →

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Billie Joe Armstrong of Greenday kisses a male fan

Posted on June 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

At a gig in Manchester, Billie Joe Armstrong kisses a male fan. Is it wrong that this photo kind of turns me on? Uh. I said that out loud.

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Jeremy London allegedly held at gunpoint, forced to do drugs

Posted on June 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Jeremy London claims he was held at gunpoint, forced to buy alcohol and take illegal drugs last week. Dude. I was totally sitting on my couch last night and this leprechaun showed up at my front door with a box … Continue reading →

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The Kardashians are writing a book. Oh boy.

Posted on June 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

The Kardashian girls are writing a book: “Kardashian Confidential.” Oh boy. And by book, I mean not even. Girls! You’re going against the matriarch! Why didn’t you spell “Confidential” with a “K”? Damn, they’re lucky they didn’t. I would’ve bought … Continue reading →

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Aretha Franklin wears the same dress two nights in a row. For shame.

Posted on June 15, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Aretha Franklin, stepped out in the same bronze dress two nights in a row this week. Oh boy. Don’t worry Aretha, I wear the same pants three-to-four times a week. And I usually spill booze on them. And I only … Continue reading →

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Charlie Sheen’s Mercedes Benz(es) enjoy cliff diving

Posted on June 15, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Hollywood Headaches has quite the quandary. Assistance, please. I’m not sure whether to laugh or to publicly (albeit, poetically) state: “Uh. What?” Charlie Sheen’s second Mercedes Benz (in five months) has been found at the bottom of a cliff on … Continue reading →

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Jessica Simpson has seven closets

Posted on June 14, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

I’m picturing an elephant-sized piñata, chunks of blonde hair strewn across the lawn and perhaps some blood. That’s what happened in my mind when Jessica Simpson dumped contents from her seven closets into her backyard for her girlfriends to dive … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber sitting in a tree. Oooooh.

Posted on June 14, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber held hands and pranced around in the ocean during a photoshoot that will appear in Harper’s Bazaar. Harper’s Bazaar, Tiger Beat just moved a notch closer to you on the sophisticated scale. For shame. Kim, … Continue reading →

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