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Ellen DeGeneres is starting her own record label. And why not?
In the music industry, experience is totally optional, Victoria Beckham. I won’t even “ahem” that. Then again, talent isn’t really needed in the comedy industry either, ahem, Dane Cook. Oh, and the acting industry too! Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey, Jean-Claude … Continue reading
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Tagged actors, Chris Klein, comedian, Dane Cook, David Caruso, eleveneleven, Ellen DeGeneres, Greyson Chance, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kate Hudson, Keanu Reeves, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Miley Cyrus, paparazzi, paris hilton, Paul Walker, record label, Steven Seagal, Tori Spelling, Victoria B, Victoria Beckham, Vin Deisel
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P. Diddy outparties Russell Brand in Vegas? Cuss that.
Russell Brand has been crazy-topped! He said on a recent trip to Vegas to promote new film “Get Him To The Greek” with fellow castmate Sean “Diddy” Combs is like “double Vegas.” (Super. He’s in that? Dammit, I really wanted … Continue reading
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Tagged Access Hollywood, Get Him to the Greek, mouth, P. Diddy, Puffy, Russell Brand, Sean Combs, teeth, Vegas
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Lindsay Lohan fools the man. And/or ankle bracelet. And/or maybe not.
Lindsay Lohan, is now donning an gorgeous ankle bracelet (100-carat nylon embellished with alcohol-detecting plastic boxes, sexy) for the second time. She wore one in 2007 and claimed she “put tea tree oil on to fool it” or allegedly used … Continue reading
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Tagged alcohol monitoring, ankle bracelet, baby powder, DUI, Jager Red Bull, jail, Lindsay Lohan, paperclip, perfume, SCRAM, Taser, tea tree oil, yoga mat
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Eddie Murphy needs to stick with acting
Can somebody tell Eddie Murphy that actors in fat suits were so 14 years ago? He told Access Hollywood that there may be another installment of “Nutty Professor.” “We kind of wrote something that might be kind of funny,” he … Continue reading
Mistress of the year, Rachel Uchitel, is pissed at David Boreanaz. Fight!
There are some women who thrive on bagging married men. Hollywood Headaches takes pride is saying she is not one of them. Oops. Except for that one time. Anyway, Rachel Uchitel, the alleged former mistress of David Boreanaz and Tiger … Continue reading
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Tagged Boreanaz texts, break up, David Boreanaz, Jesse James, mistress, Rachel Uchitel, texts, Uchitel texts
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Paris Hilton, my summer plans are better than yours
Paris Hilton has revealed her summer “must have.” A yacht. She also revealed her bikini-filled summer destinations to Us Weekly. “I’m going to St. Tropez, Monaco. I’ll be working as well, but a lot of relaxing.” Please. That is so … Continue reading
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Tagged bikini, Commerce City, El Camino, Hollywood Headaches, Littleton, Monaco, must have, paris hilton, St. Tropez, Stapleton, summer plans, yacht
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Larry King and wife Shawn call off divorce
Larry King and his wife Shawn have called off their divorce. A nice romantic evening of Rohypnol/Viagra cocktails had the couple reminiscing about the days of yore. Remember back in the good ole days when Larry would (allegedly) screw Shawn’s … Continue reading
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Tagged 12 year marriage, bank account, cheat, divorce, divorce called off, infidelity, Larry King, Rohypnol, Shawn Southwick, sister, syphilis, viagra
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Britney Spears drops Jason Trawick as her agent, but not as her boyfriend
Britney Spears is canning her boyfriend Jason Trawick – but just as her agent. “[Britney and Jason] have decided to end their professional relationship and focus on their personal relationship,” a rep for Britney said in a statement to Access … Continue reading
Katy Perry tops Maxim’s Hot 100 list
Katy Perry has been named No. 1 on Maxim’s Hot 100. Following Perry are Brooklyn Decker (Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover), Zo Saldana (“Avatar”), Blake Lively and Megan Fox. Props, Perry (who is engaged to Russell Brand). She seems like … Continue reading
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Tagged Avatar, Blake Lively, Brooklyn Decker, Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney, Joe Levy, Katy Perry, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Marisa Miller, Maxim Hot 100 2010, Maxim Hot 100 list, Maxim Magazine, Megan Fox, Olivia Munn, Rihanna, Russell Brand, Zo Saldana
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Someone scrub Kim Kardashian down
Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber Yo, Kimmy K, Rupaul’s white brother called and he wants his drag queen mask back. And Betty Boop called, she wants her eyelashes back. Does anybody have a Brillo pad and some OxiClean? This broad … Continue reading
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Tagged Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Oxiclean, Rupaul
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