Monthly Archives: April 2010

Robert Downey Jr., let’s discuss this outfit.

Yo Robbie, Ellen DeGeneres and Elton John’s gay spawn called. He wants his outfit back.

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Whitney Houston’s comeback tour isn’t working out so hot

I wouldn’t necessarily call it a comeback tour, lady. Whitney Houston continues to butcher the poetic thing we call song, when she should be hitting up yarn sales at Michael’s. At a show in London Sunday, USA Today reported that … Continue reading

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Kid Rock is looking good. I mean real good.

When you take the time to wear overalls (it takes sweet patience to clasp both sides), then you know it’s a fancy night out on the town. Kid Rock is reminiscent of Luigi in this sexy getup. I’m sure he … Continue reading

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Bobby Trendy is scary. Hold me.

You never know who you’re going to run into when pumping gas. This is why I always strap on my unicorn costume and combat boots, just in case. What if the ex-boyfriend is at the 7-11? I need to look … Continue reading

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Denise Richards will ‘try anything’

Denise Richards Celebrity facials are baaaasking in new lows. Oh dear. I totally just did that. Ugh. Denise Richards is using a skin treatment that uses sheep placenta stem cells.  (Did anybody else just get a craving for lemon Jell-o?) … Continue reading

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Naomi Campbell threw another punch. Give us a little variety here, homegirl.

Naomi Campbell threw a punch. She was pissed at (fill in the blank.) Hint: Any word works above. Any. That’s all that really needs to be said. I mean jeez, this news gets stale, Naomi. However, since you’re frothing at … Continue reading

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Paris is, like, totally over Doug Reinhardt

In “We don’t give a piss about your breakup” news: Paris Hilton apparently dumped Doug Reinhardt two weeks ago, and OMG, she is like, so over him. She, like, totally just wants to date a guy who loves her for … Continue reading

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Was Larry King’s seventh wife only in it for money? Say it isn’t so!

Larry King’s sixth wife, told Us Weekly that his soon-to-be-seventh-ex wife, Shawn, only married him for money. No. She wanted to make sweet, dirty love to a man 26 years her senior. She wanted to rub that fuzzy head, carress … Continue reading

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‘Courtney Love is dead’

Put the champagne away, it’s just the name “Courtney Love” that is dead. That was cruel.  Whoops. Queen Calamity told Britain’s NME magazine she is changing her name. “We love her when she goes onstage, but I don’t need her … Continue reading

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Octomom Nadya Suleman feels guilty for having a damned litter of kids

Octomom Nadya Suleman told Oprah she lives with guilt for having so many damn children. This information would have been useful a couple years ago… “I live every single day every hour of the day with a tremendous amount of … Continue reading

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