Monthly Archives: February 2010
“She’s pretty much retired me.” – R&B singer Akon, on hitting the jackpot by signing Lady Gaga to his record label. But more importantly, why is this quote attached to a photo of Akon and a drag queen?
In an effort to real in ratings, The Oscars snatched – not only Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to present an award at the Mar. 7 show, but… Wait. Go to the bathroom first, I don’t want to … Continue reading
Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt and some homies decided to look like morons for her birthday celebration. Yeah. You look stupid.
Oh help me. I am perplexed with where to start with this one. Lisa Rinna is slamming Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery procedures. Hmmm. Seriously. I’m confused. Please advise. Rinna said when the Montag cover of People magazine arrived in her … Continue reading
Super. Now I’m going to have nightmares of Lindsay Lohan and Dick Tracy mating and making scary babies. (No offense to you Dick. But hey! Lindsay likes your name. Well, she 50 percent likes it.) The worst part of the … Continue reading
George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis will be getting dumped in 5… 4… 3… 2… Canalis is in talks to appear in a recurring role in the TNT drama “Leverage.” Honey, Clooney does *not* date women who appear on TNT. The … Continue reading
Mark your calendars. Tiger Woods is scheduled to publicly apologize on Friday after his November car crash that spurred rumors of numerous affairs, according to his agent. Um. Do we care? Don’t apologize to us, buddy. He’s just trying to … Continue reading
Like Louie Armstrong played the trumpet, I’ll hit dat bong and break ya off something soon, I gotta get my props, cops, come and try to snatch my crops. These pigs wanna blow my house down. Whoa. Sorry, got a … Continue reading
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-ro-ma-ma. Ga-ga-oh-la-la. What a bad outfit. OK, that didn’t quite rhyme with romance, but who’s listening anyway. This is Gaga’s get up for yesterday’s Brit Awards in London. It appears she stuffed a monk and the Bride of Frankenstein … Continue reading
As much as we want to see Jon Gosselin trip into a pile of untreatable STDs, it’s common knowledge that publicly insulting your exes’ manhood will backhand the hell out of those rosy cheeks somewhere down the line. Both sets. … Continue reading