Monthly Archives: February 2010

Lady Gaga made Akon lots o’ money

Posted on February 23, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

“She’s pretty much retired me.” – R&B singer Akon, on hitting the jackpot by signing Lady Gaga to his record label. But more importantly, why is this quote attached to a photo of Akon and a drag queen?

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‘New Moon’ crew to present at Oscars

Posted on February 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

In an effort to real in ratings, The Oscars snatched – not only Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to present an award at the Mar. 7 show, but… Wait. Go to the bathroom first, I don’t want to … Continue reading →

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Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like a moron.

Posted on February 22, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt and some homies decided to look like morons for her birthday celebration. Yeah. You look stupid.

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Lisa Rinna slams Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery. Um. Really?

Posted on February 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Oh help me. I am perplexed with where to start with this one. Lisa Rinna is slamming Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery procedures. Hmmm. Seriously. I’m confused. Please advise. Rinna said when the Montag cover of People magazine arrived in her … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan, you frighten me.

Posted on February 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Super. Now I’m going to have nightmares of Lindsay Lohan and Dick Tracy mating and making scary babies. (No offense to you Dick. But hey! Lindsay likes your name. Well, she 50 percent likes it.) The worst part of the … Continue reading →

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George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis in talks to join TNT’s ‘Leverage’

Posted on February 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis will be getting dumped in 5… 4… 3… 2… Canalis is in talks to appear in a recurring role in the TNT drama “Leverage.” Honey, Clooney does *not* date women who appear on TNT. The … Continue reading →

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Tiger Woods will publicly apologize on Friday. Can’t wait.

Posted on February 17, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Mark your calendars. Tiger Woods is scheduled to publicly apologize on Friday after his November car crash that spurred rumors of numerous affairs, according to his agent. Um. Do we care? Don’t apologize to us, buddy. He’s just trying to … Continue reading →

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Mischa Barton (allegedly) smokes the drugs

Posted on February 16, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Like Louie Armstrong played the trumpet, I’ll hit dat bong and break ya off something soon, I gotta get my props, cops, come and try to snatch my crops. These pigs wanna blow my house down. Whoa. Sorry, got a … Continue reading →

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Gaga got her hands on a monk’s garb

Posted on February 16, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah-ah. Ro-ma-ro-ma-ma. Ga-ga-oh-la-la. What a bad outfit. OK, that didn’t quite rhyme with romance, but who’s listening anyway. This is Gaga’s get up for yesterday’s Brit Awards in London. It appears she stuffed a monk and the Bride of Frankenstein … Continue reading →

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Jon Gosselin’s manhood destroyed by Hailey Glassman

Posted on February 11, 2010 by hollywoodheadaches

As much as we want to see Jon Gosselin trip into a pile of untreatable STDs, it’s common knowledge that publicly insulting your exes’ manhood will backhand the hell out of those rosy cheeks somewhere down the line. Both sets. … Continue reading →

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