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Monthly Archives: January 2010
Oh thank God. Samantha Harris leaving ‘Dancing with the Stars’
What? You shut your mouth. I don’t watch “Dancing with the Stars.” Who said that? Fine, so maybe I have a once or twice.* And those “few” (cough) shows I’ve perused, that SaMANtha Harris hostess chick, oh man, she is … Continue reading
Tila Tequila ‘retires’ from Hollywood
Tila Tequila is retiring from Hollywood. Was she even employed by Hollywood? “I’m gonna miss u guys! But I have to be a Mommy now so I retire from Hollywood!” she posted on Twitter. (Yes, she’s knocked up.) No more … Continue reading
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I thought Will Ferrell could do no wrong. I was wrong.
Will Ferrell and his wife Viveca Paulin welcomed a third child today. They named him Axel. Yeah. Seriously. Even more depressing is his eldest child is named Magnus. Poor kid. The middle one is Mattias. Now that, we can handle. … Continue reading
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Tagged Axel Ferrell, baby, child, Magnus Ferrell, Mattias, new baby, three kids, Viveca Paulin, Will Ferrell
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Joe Jonas is a plaid-sportin’ lad
Top ‘o tha mornin’ to ya! Bust out the bagpipes, Joe Jonas is about to do a little jig in his plaid suit! Fine, it’s not that bad, but I had to poke fun at someone this moment, and those … Continue reading
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Tagged bag pipes, JoBros, Joe Jonas, plaid suit, scottish
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Denise Richards said ‘it’s sad’ Charlie Sheen was in jail on Christmas
Denise Richards told Oprah on Tuesday that it’s “a sad situation” that Charlie Sheen was in jail on Christmas. Yeah. I bet you were crying. We saw those kegs roll in. We saw those Charlie Sheen life-sized cardboard cutouts with … Continue reading
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Tagged Charlie Sheen, Christmas, Denise Richards, it's sad, jail, Oprah, party
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LeAnn Rimes is a hypocrite
LeAnn Rimes performed a “love song” during Sundance Film Festival festivities, in which she said: “This song is going to make me cry.” Said song appears to be about her breaking her ex-husband’s heart by cheating on him with Eddie … Continue reading
Josh Duhamel doesn’t believe in love at first sight. That’s apparent. Whoops.
In promoting his new flick, “When in Rome,” Josh Duhamel told Parade that he doesn’t believe in love at first sight. “I’m not a huge believer in love at first sight, but I think that when it is right, often … Continue reading
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Tagged fergie, Josh Duha, Josh Duhamel, love at first sight, When in Rome
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Brooke Hogan, what do you have on?
No, that is not your 45-year old tennis instructor. No, that is not a grandma who overdosed on botox. No, that is not a drag queen in a moo moo. I’m not precisely sure what that is, but Brooke Hogan … Continue reading
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Tagged Brooke Hogan, drag queen, grandma, Moo moo, tennis, ugly
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Steven Tyler serenades Home Depot shoppers with helium-voiced karaoke
Over the weekend, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith got on a loudspeaker at a California Home Depot store and belted out portions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” and “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing,” all while taking hits off … Continue reading
Julie Bowen of ‘Modern Family’ is funny
When Julie Bowen, of “Modern Family,” was asked how she got back into shape after recently having twins, she said: “Laxatives and vomiting. They dont give you any chance to eat.” She’s funny. And has a potty mouth. I would … Continue reading
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Tagged funny, julie bowen, laxatives, modern family, vomiting
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