-
Recent Posts
Categories
Archives
Monthly Archives: December 2009
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt do Aspen
Did you see all those Hazmat homies around Aspen recently? The town had to be disinfected due to king and queen STD in town. Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt recently virused around Aspen in boots with the fuuuur and goggles. … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood Headaches
Tagged Aspen, Doug Reinhardt, Mariah CArey, paris hilton, STDs
Leave a comment
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner split
I don’t care, but perhaps you do? Singer Taylor Swift and “New Moon” star Taylor Lautner reportedly split, according to Us magazine. “It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood Headaches
Tagged boring, break up, split, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Us Magazine
1 Comment
Brooke Mueller said Charlie Sheen held her at knifepoint
Charlie Sheen’s lovely soirée in a neighboring Aspen jail seems to be well-deserved. He and his wife, Brooke Mueller, got in a drunken argument involving jealousy over a blah blah blah about one of Sheen’s kids with a prior wife. … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood Headaches
Tagged Aspen, Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen, divorce, drunk, fight, Hollywood Headaches, jail, knife, Two and a Half Men
Leave a comment
Van Morrison welcomes a baby boy at 64
Van Morrison and his wife Gigi Lee welcomed a son, George Ivan Morrison III, Monday. “Little Van … the spitting image of his daddy. He is a dual citizen of Northern Ireland/United Kingdom and the United States,” the singer wrote. … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood Headaches
1 Comment
Fall down boy: Pete Wentz has a black eye
Pete Wentz has a black eye. My mind is overflowing with so many insults it’s tough to isolate just one. A source told Us magazine that Wentz simply fell on the street and that the bruise “is not as bad … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood Headaches
Leave a comment
Ashton Kutcher’s sweet nothings about the death of Brittany Murphy
As Hallmark cards have made a foray to cryptic shorthand micro-blogging, emocions, acronyms and numbers, the honoring of the passing of Brittany Murphy, 32, this weekend, was expressed by many a celebrity via Twitter. Ashton Kutcher’s, minus the “2″ use … Continue reading
Colorado, run for cover, Mariah Carey is in Aspen
Is a hiring a legit stylist too much to ask, Mariah? You can terrorize California with those duds, but pray keep them out of our state. That would be super.
Courtney Love loses guardianship of Frances Bean Cobain
A court axed Courtney Love from the parenting duties of 17-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whose guardianship is now with Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister. Whew. Suri Cruise would do a better job than Love. When Frances turns 18, maybe she … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood Headaches
Tagged Courtney Love, Frances Bean Cobain, Kurt Cobain, Suri Cruise
Leave a comment
Lindsay Lohan sells ‘lightly used’ clothing
Lindsay Lohan is selling her unwanted and “lightly used” clothing on the family’s Web site, www.LohanHouse.com. Found inside numerous pairs of jeans pockets, included (but not limited to): reversed eightball baggies with traces of saliva; condoms, tourniquets and looted baubles. … Continue reading
Posted in Hollywood Headaches
Tagged critters, eightball, Lindsay Lohan, Lohanhouse.com, sells clothes
Leave a comment