Monthly Archives: November 2009

Chelsea Clinton engaged to boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky

Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are officially engaged. Rumors circled over the summer that the couple tied the knot in Martha’s Vineyard, but they cleared it up in a mass e-mail to their homies: “We’re sorry for the … Continue reading

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Anthony Michael Hall mauls his girlfriend by biting her forehead

The ‘80s brat pack kid Anthony Michael Hall, of “The Breakfast Club” and “Sixteen Candles,” allegedly “bit his girlfriend’s forehead” during a drunken fight Nov. 10. His girlfriend of one year, Sirius Radio host Diana Falzone, reportedly asked him if … Continue reading

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What the hell is this?

No, not the unruly eyebrows. No, not the wannabe pin-up girl disheveled hairstyle. No, not the influx of dissenting color combinations. What the hell is that horned thing on British singer Paloma Faith’s bosom? Pray tell it to gnaw a … Continue reading

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Matthew McConnaughey’s animated series ‘Rooster Tales’ a redneck mess

Matthew McConnaughey is behind an animated series called “Rooster Tales.” The comedy, about his brother Mike “Rooster” McConaughey, will “follow the world of a beer-swilling, redneck sheriff who marries a much younger woman from Mexico.” Sounds riveting. “My brother’s life … Continue reading

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David Hasslehoff in hospital over the weekend

Poor David Hasselhoff can’t get a break. That sexy, hairy, shirtless wonder had me at his first drunken bite of sensually eating a cheeseburger. There’s nothing like Hoff with condiments all over his face. Saucy. Literally. The man was in … Continue reading

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Nick Hogan gets in car accident, on way back from driving safe charity event

Hulk Hogan’s son Nick, who spent several months in jail in 2008 on charges stemming from a 2007 accident that left his friend John Graziano a vegetable, got in a car accident on Saturday night. Dry those eyes, it was … Continue reading

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Kevin Federline is losing it

The weight, that is. Aw, look at Kevy wevy. He’s getting all toned up. Even though that greasy burger is giving you eyes from across the bar, you’re totally making out with the grilled chicken sandwich. What a good boy. … Continue reading

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Hide your daughters, Roman Polanski granted bail

Roman Polanski was granted bail Wednesday in Switzerland from his September interception and arrest. He is wanted for having sex with a 13-year-old girl in 1977. The filmmaker fled the U.S. a year later after pleading guilty. Enough back story, … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga (almost) looks normal! Hold me.

As I began to get heart palpitations from seeing a *rare* human picture of Lady Gaga at a CD signing of “Fame Monster” at a Best Buy in Los Angeles,  I thought out loud, “Hollywood Headaches, there’s no such thing … Continue reading

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The Adam Lambert American Music Awards hoopla (VIDEO)

So, I wasn’t going to write about this because I rather enjoyed Adam Lambert’s glam-rocking orgy on Sunday night’s American Music Awards. Alas, Diane Sawyer has forced me to. “Good Morning America” canceled Lambert’s appearance on the show due to … Continue reading

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