Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are officially engaged.
Rumors circled over the summer that the couple tied the knot in Martha’s Vineyard, but they cleared it up in a mass e-mail to their homies:
“We’re sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share [...]

The ‘80s brat pack kid Anthony Michael Hall, of “The Breakfast Club” and “Sixteen Candles,” allegedly “bit his girlfriend’s forehead” during a drunken fight Nov. 10.
His girlfriend of one year, Sirius Radio host Diana Falzone, reportedly asked him if he’d like to go fishing.
That pissed him off because he had homework to do.
Wait. That was [...]

No, not the unruly eyebrows.
No, not the wannabe pin-up girl disheveled hairstyle.
No, not the influx of dissenting color combinations.
What the hell is that horned thing on British singer Paloma Faith’s bosom?
Pray tell it to gnaw a little off those squirrels doubling as eyebrows…

Matthew McConnaughey is behind an animated series called “Rooster Tales.”
The comedy, about his brother Mike “Rooster” McConaughey, will “follow the world of a beer-swilling, redneck sheriff who marries a much younger woman from Mexico.”
Sounds riveting.
“My brother’s life is so unbelievable, we had to animate it,” McConaughey said.
Unbelievable like naming your kid Miller Lyte?
I’ll be sure [...]

Poor David Hasselhoff can’t get a break.
That sexy, hairy, shirtless wonder had me at his first drunken bite of sensually eating a cheeseburger.
There’s nothing like Hoff with condiments all over his face.
Saucy. Literally.
The man was in the hospital over the weekend for a “medical condition.”
All signs, tabloids, headlines, rabid fans, whiskey bottles, wildlife, barstools and [...]

Hulk Hogan’s son Nick, who spent several months in jail in 2008 on charges stemming from a 2007 accident that left his friend John Graziano a vegetable, got in a car accident on Saturday night.
Dry those eyes, it was minor with no injuries.
But, the awesome part is that he was on his way back from [...]

The weight, that is.
Aw, look at Kevy wevy. He’s getting all toned up.
Even though that greasy burger is giving you eyes from across the bar, you’re totally making out with the grilled chicken sandwich. What a good boy.
Lookin’ good. Call me.
*I’d like to retract “Call me” and replace it with “Toodles.”

Roman Polanski was granted bail Wednesday in Switzerland from his September interception and arrest. He is wanted for having sex with a 13-year-old girl in 1977. The filmmaker fled the U.S. a year later after pleading guilty.
Enough back story, we don’t have time for this. Put your children on a leash! This is a state [...]

As I began to get heart palpitations from seeing a *rare* human picture of Lady Gaga at a CD signing of “Fame Monster” at a Best Buy in Los Angeles,  I thought out loud, “Hollywood Headaches, there’s no such thing as a human picutre of Lady Gaga.”
My thoughts proved correct.
In the first photo, Lumpy Addams’ [...]

So, I wasn’t going to write about this because I rather enjoyed Adam Lambert’s glam-rocking orgy on Sunday night’s American Music Awards.
Alas, Diane Sawyer has forced me to.
“Good Morning America” canceled Lambert’s appearance on the show due to his “racy” performance.
Why all the hype?
People are complaining about the sexual performance, as it had simulated [...]