Monthly Archives: October 2009
On TLC’s last night’s “You Ask, Kate Answers,” (then we all swim in urine, because that would be more fun) she gabbed about 99 percent of things I could care less about — one being she wants to act in … Continue reading
Remember in high school when those rats would lurk outside of the mall for hours upon end, while smoking cigarettes and being a damn nuisance to society? That was you? My bad. You would. Loligagging on asphalt never proved to … Continue reading
Brad Pitt has a tattoo on his back that Angelina Jolie drew freehand, according to Perez Hilton’s Web site. Story (hold your breath): She was bored, she sketched some parallel lines and angles on his back, he liked it and … Continue reading
According to Facebook, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are married, again. The couples’ walls are blanketed with well wishes from friends. Ha! Friends. Blake wrote: “Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” Not so fast. We can’t be positive … Continue reading
Ivanka Trump married the owner of The New York Observer Saturday at big poppa’s fancy golf club. The Donald’s daughter recently converted to judaism in order to marry her new hubby, who is an Orthodox Jew. You would think that … Continue reading
Remember the world-wide countdown for the Olsen twins to turn 18? Radio DJs, internet, TV and boys of all strides were counting down to the “hottest” twins becoming legal. Sorry about your luck. Five years later at an age 23-going-on-elderly, … Continue reading
Please don’t ever get divorced.
She’s going to need a few more paper towels to clean up the mess she’s made. So, apparently now that she’s sleeping with Eddie Cibrian we’re going to continue to see her buying stupid things in hideous shirts. Super.
Rihanna’s new single, “Russian Roulette,” was released today. I think she needs to play Russian roulette with her wardrobe. I’m not even going to touch the hair.