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Kate Gosselin wants to be in a movie
On TLC’s last night’s “You Ask, Kate Answers,” (then we all swim in urine, because that would be more fun) she gabbed about 99 percent of things I could care less about — one being she wants to act in … Continue reading
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Tagged Kate Gosselin, movie, TLC, You Ask Kate Answers
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‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ cast coming to Denver Nov. 8
Remember in high school when those rats would lurk outside of the mall for hours upon end, while smoking cigarettes and being a damn nuisance to society? That was you? My bad. You would. Loligagging on asphalt never proved to … Continue reading
Brad Pitt’s back tattoo explained by Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt has a tattoo on his back that Angelina Jolie drew freehand, according to Perez Hilton’s Web site. Story (hold your breath): She was bored, she sketched some parallel lines and angles on his back, he liked it and … Continue reading
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Tagged Angelina Jolie, back tattoo, Brad Pitt, drew, new tattoo
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Facebook: Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil married again?
According to Facebook, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are married, again. The couples’ walls are blanketed with well wishes from friends. Ha! Friends. Blake wrote: “Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” Not so fast. We can’t be positive … Continue reading
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Tagged Amy whinehouse, amy winehouse, blaaaaake, blake fielder-civil, Facebook, married
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Ivanka Trump weds some rich dude
Ivanka Trump married the owner of The New York Observer Saturday at big poppa’s fancy golf club. The Donald’s daughter recently converted to judaism in order to marry her new hubby, who is an Orthodox Jew. You would think that … Continue reading
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Tagged Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Regis P, Regis Philbin, yarmulke
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The Olsen twins ruined boy dreams
Remember the world-wide countdown for the Olsen twins to turn 18? Radio DJs, internet, TV and boys of all strides were counting down to the “hottest” twins becoming legal. Sorry about your luck. Five years later at an age 23-going-on-elderly, … Continue reading
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Tagged ashley, bad dressers, grandma, Mary-Kate, no style, olsen twins, ugly outfits
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I love this couple. Just in case you care.
Please don’t ever get divorced.
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Tagged cute couple, cutest couple, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts
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Hot off the press! LeAnn Rimes buys paper towels.
She’s going to need a few more paper towels to clean up the mess she’s made. So, apparently now that she’s sleeping with Eddie Cibrian we’re going to continue to see her buying stupid things in hideous shirts. Super.
Rihanna’s new single ‘Russian Roulette’ out
Rihanna’s new single, “Russian Roulette,” was released today. I think she needs to play Russian roulette with her wardrobe. I’m not even going to touch the hair.