Monthly Archives: June 2009

LA Times: Michael Jackson pronounced dead

Update: The Los Angeles Times is reporting that pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead by doctors this afternoon after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma, according to city and law enforcement sources. TMZ reports Michael Jackson has … Continue reading

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Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer at 62

Farrah Fawcett, a former Charlie’s Angels girl, died of cancer in California today after a long battle with anal cancer. She was 62. Her and Ryan O’Neal did not end up tying the knot. She is survived by her son … Continue reading

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Kate Gosselin said she and Jon have lived apart for two years

The Associated Press reports that Kate Gosselin says in divorce papers that she and husband Jon have lived apart for at least 2 years. Just a lame update, because everyone is CRAZY about this story… But I’m too busy to … Continue reading

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Chris Brown avoids jail time in Rihanna assault

Chris Brown was sentenced to five years probation and 180 days of community service after pleading guilty to felony assault today in court. He was ordered to stay at least 50 yards away from Rihanna. At that distance, a blow … Continue reading

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Ryan O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett will wed

Ryan O’Neal announced that he and his longtime lover, Farrah Fawcett, will tie the knot. That’s great. Wait until she’s fighting for her life with anal cancer and then pop the question. O’Neal said the couple will wed  “as soon … Continue reading

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Perez Hilton gets punched by Black Eyed Peas manager after fight with Fergie and will.i.am

Celeb blogger Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted by the Black Eyed Peas manager Sunday night after he got in a tiff with Fergie and will.i.am at a Toronto nightclub. Calling the police is so 2000 and late. Why call for … Continue reading

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Ed Westwick poses for GQ magazine. And he poses damn good.

Ed Westwick. Yum. He has temporarily replaced my love for Joaquin Phoenix. At least until Joaquin and Casey Affleck shape up and stop their bamboozling attempts.

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Miley Cyrus is rumored to play Chase Crawford’s love interest in ‘Footloose’ remake

Rumor has it, Miley Cyrus may play Chase Crawford’s lover in the upcoming “Footloose” remake. She may be the preacher’s daughter, ya’ll! No wonder  these gale-force winds in Colorado have kicked up a handful of rare tornadoes lately — Zac … Continue reading

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TMZ’s Harvey Levin is a moron

Harvey Levin is a moron. He’s a second-rate celebrity “reporter” and the managing editor at TMZ. There are numerous validations to substantiate this claim, but I’ll focus on just one for now. Last night I inadvertently stumbled upon TMZ on … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan photo shoot with Elle ends with missing Dior jewels

Dior loaned Elle magazine some diamond jewelry, worth about $410,000, for a photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan last week. Much to the magazine’s chagrin, the gems have gone missing. Lohan’s spokeswoman pushed the blame and said there were 20-plus people … Continue reading

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