Update:
The Los Angeles Times is reporting that pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead by doctors this afternoon after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma, according to city and law enforcement sources.
TMZ reports Michael Jackson has died, BUT, read on…
BUT. We all know TMZ. It could be true, but TMZ always jumps the [...]

Farrah Fawcett, a former Charlie’s Angels girl, died of cancer in California today after a long battle with anal cancer. She was 62.
Her and Ryan O’Neal did not end up tying the knot. She is survived by her son Redmond O’Neal, 24, who is in jail for various drug offenses.

The Associated Press reports that Kate Gosselin says in divorce papers that she and husband Jon have lived apart for at least 2 years.
Just a lame update, because everyone is CRAZY about this story…
But I’m too busy to think of something clever to say, so tune in tomorrow.
*Update, the Gosselins’ lawyer said they did not [...]

Chris Brown was sentenced to five years probation and 180 days of community service after pleading guilty to felony assault today in court.
He was ordered to stay at least 50 yards away from Rihanna. At that distance, a blow to the head by a baseball or golf ball would be likely culprits, unless he’s raised [...]

Ryan O’Neal announced that he and his longtime lover, Farrah Fawcett, will tie the knot.
That’s great. Wait until she’s fighting for her life with anal cancer and then pop the question. O’Neal said the couple will wed  “as soon as she can, say yes. … Maybe we can just nod her head.”
Yeah, nod her head [...]

Celeb blogger Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted by the Black Eyed Peas manager Sunday night after he got in a tiff with Fergie and will.i.am at a Toronto nightclub.
Calling the police is so 2000 and late. Why call for help when you can Tweet?
On a Twitter 4 a.m. posting:
PerezHilton: I’m in shock. I need the [...]

Ed Westwick. Yum. He has temporarily replaced my love for Joaquin Phoenix. At least until Joaquin and Casey Affleck shape up and stop their bamboozling attempts.

Rumor has it, Miley Cyrus may play Chase Crawford’s lover in the upcoming “Footloose” remake. She may be the preacher’s daughter, ya’ll!
No wonder  these gale-force winds in Colorado have kicked up a handful of rare tornadoes lately — Zac Efron has been breathing an extended sigh of relief for turning down the role.
Poor Crawford. Such [...]

Harvey Levin is a moron.
He’s a second-rate celebrity “reporter” and the managing editor at TMZ. There are numerous validations to substantiate this claim, but I’ll focus on just one for now.
Last night I inadvertently stumbled upon TMZ on the CW — which usually triggers an uncontrollable spasm in my remote hand until the channel is [...]

Dior loaned Elle magazine some diamond jewelry, worth about $410,000, for a photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan last week. Much to the magazine’s chagrin, the gems have gone missing.
Lohan’s spokeswoman pushed the blame and said there were 20-plus people at the photo shoot.
Come on, it’s not like she’s done something like this before.
Well, actually, in [...]