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Monthly Archives: May 2009
Paris slams ‘The Hills’
After having her tongue unstitched from boyfriend Doug Reinardt’s face for a quick minute, Paris Hilton took some time to bash “The Hills.” “The show is, like, so lame and fake,” she told Us Weekly. Stephanie Pratt is looking for … Continue reading
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Tagged Add new tag, Doug Reinhardt, paris hilton, Spencer Pratt, Stephanie Pratt, Us Weekly
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Katherine Heigl’s demands are getting ridiculous
Oh, Katherine Heigl. You are no Marilyn Monroe. Nor Elizabeth Taylor. Not even a Julia Roberts. You are more along the lines of, say, Leah Remini. Or perhaps Kate Hudson. I’ll even go out on a limb and say possibly … Continue reading
Broadway is going to explode: Daniel Craig AND Hugh Jackman
Upcoming Broadway musical, “A Steady Rain,” is set to star Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig. The play is about two cop friends in Chicago who — oh who cares? Did you hear what I just said? Rumor has it, if … Continue reading
Ashton Kutcher not happy with possible Twitter reality show
Ashton Kutcher’s panties got twisted in a wad earlier this week. Well, technically they were Demi Moore’s, but that’s neither here nor there. Twitter is rumored to be in the works for creating a reality show that would put “ordinary … Continue reading
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Tagged Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Twitter reality show, Variety
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Chris Brown ‘ain’t a monster’
In a new online video with Bow Wow, Chris Brown defends himself. “I’m about to drop a single this summer for y’all. We ain’t going nowhere. Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters.” “All my real fans, I love you. … Continue reading
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Tagged Chris Brown, I ain't a monster, new video, Rihanna
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Jon and Kate Plus lame
Congrats Gosselins, you got 9.8 million viewers for the super-sized season 5 opener this week. So, that fake cheating at the expense of eight children paid off. Kate, are you proud of your reverse mullet? Um, I mean self? Now … Continue reading
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Tagged Gosselin, Jon and Kate Plus 8, Juaniata College, Juniata College
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Chelsea Handler is my hero
My favorite loudmouth, Chelsea Handler, recently knocked Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt down a few pegs. “Spencer and Heidi were pitched last week,” saidHandler. “I told my talent booker to tell their publicists to f#@! off.” Yeah!
Padded lampposts tested in London
A London street was testing out padded lampposts for distracted texters last year. According to a study, one in 10 people have been hurt while texting and walking. Hmm. The padding is pretty cush, as it was first tested in … Continue reading
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Tagged Lindsay Lohan, London, Padded Lampposts, texting and walking
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Drunken John Mayer makes out with…
Dear John Mayer, Asking your mom to repeatedly put on lipstick and kiss your new white Hanes undershirt before a night out on the town does not fool us. Post Script: We’re hoping her kisses were all above the belt. … Continue reading