Monthly Archives: May 2009

Paris slams ‘The Hills’

After  having her tongue unstitched from boyfriend Doug Reinardt’s face for a quick minute, Paris Hilton took some time to bash “The Hills.” “The show is, like, so lame and fake,” she told Us Weekly. Stephanie Pratt is looking for … Continue reading

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Katherine Heigl’s demands are getting ridiculous

Oh, Katherine Heigl. You are no Marilyn Monroe. Nor Elizabeth Taylor. Not even a Julia Roberts. You are more along the lines of, say, Leah Remini.  Or perhaps Kate Hudson. I’ll even go out on a limb and say possibly … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan can’t stage-crash Asher Roth

In Lindsay Lohan’s misshapen brain, she’s a luminary. In Asher Roth’s*, she’s annoying. Lohan drove three hours from Los Angeles to see Asher Roth perform at UC Santa Barbara, reported New York Daily News. *gasp.* Can a girl get some … Continue reading

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Broadway is going to explode: Daniel Craig AND Hugh Jackman

Upcoming Broadway musical, “A Steady Rain,” is set to star Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig. The play is about two cop friends in Chicago who — oh who cares? Did you hear what I just said? Rumor has it, if … Continue reading

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Ashton Kutcher not happy with possible Twitter reality show

Ashton Kutcher’s panties got twisted  in a wad earlier this week. Well, technically they were Demi Moore’s, but that’s neither here nor there. Twitter is rumored to be in the works for creating a reality show that would put “ordinary … Continue reading

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Chris Brown ‘ain’t a monster’

In a new online video with Bow Wow, Chris Brown defends himself. “I’m about to drop a single this summer for y’all. We ain’t going nowhere. Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters.” “All my real fans, I love you. … Continue reading

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Jon and Kate Plus lame

Congrats Gosselins, you got 9.8 million viewers for the super-sized season 5 opener this week. So, that fake cheating at the expense of eight children paid off. Kate, are you proud of your reverse mullet? Um, I mean self? Now … Continue reading

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Chelsea Handler is my hero

My favorite loudmouth, Chelsea Handler, recently knocked Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt down a few pegs. “Spencer and Heidi were pitched last week,” saidHandler. “I told my talent booker to tell their publicists to f#@! off.” Yeah!

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Padded lampposts tested in London

A London street was testing out padded lampposts for distracted texters last year. According to a study, one in 10 people have been hurt while texting and walking.  Hmm. The padding is pretty cush, as it was first tested in … Continue reading

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Drunken John Mayer makes out with…

Dear John Mayer, Asking your mom to repeatedly put on lipstick and kiss your new white Hanes undershirt before a night out on the town does not fool us. Post Script: We’re hoping her kisses were all above the belt. … Continue reading

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