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Monthly Archives: April 2009
Media’s obsession with Kate Winslet’s figure
Dear celebrity rag sheets, Your obsession with Kate Winslet’s former “chubby” self is skimming near grating. Yes, quotes are often tagged on the star — like, “I was bullied for being chubby,” and touting the nickname “Blubber” as a child … Continue reading
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Tagged blubber, Britain, chubby, Kate Winslet, Marie Claire
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Zac Efron listed as “Most Influential”
“17 Again” star Zac Efron has been named one of Time magazine’s “The Most Influential People In The World,” among the Obamas, Oprah and Brad Pitt. He can influence my Friday and Saturday night if he wants to. What? Oops, … Continue reading
The honeymooners will have the swine, please.
Please tell me these will be permanently stapled to their faces. And offer them extra helpings of delicious swine.
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Tagged Heidi Montag, honeymoon in mexico, Spencer Pratt
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Carrie Prejean just keeps on talking, and talking, and talking
We’re in dire need of a muzzle. Miss U.S.A.’s first runner-up, Carrie Prejean, has a leaky mouth. But, wait. Is it legal to silence the “superior”? The Miss California contestant stired the pagent when she said gay couples should not … Continue reading
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Tagged Carrie Prejean, gay marriage, ignorance, Miss CAlifornia, Miss U.S.A.
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Thanks for wasting my time:
Susan Boyle’s makeover: This captivated zillions. Really? Kim Kardashian’s blonde hair: OMG. Screw the swine flu journalists, Kim went to the salon! Look! They legalized marriage between a plastic doll and a Summer’s Eve feminine douche: This world has come … Continue reading
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Tagged Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian blonde, married, Spencer Pratt, Susan Boyle makeover
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Jessica Biel’s new flick straight to DVD
Look celebrities, if you want to be a stripper, just scantily appear at the (insert seedy local strip joint here). I’m sure manager JimBob has an hour slot screaming your name. Pun intended? These days, a stripper role in Hollywood … Continue reading
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ child actor’s father investigated in scheme
Indian police are investigating the father of child star of “Slumdog Millionaire,” Rubina Ali, who was rumored in attempting to sell the 9-year-old girl to an undercover reporter. The reporter said the father, Rafiq Qureshi, was demanding the equivalent of … Continue reading
Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian in new reality show
Armenian rump is taking over E! And my sense of serenity. Since Kim Kardashian’s ego (and large-scale appendages) frequently monopolizes “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” sisters Khloe and Kourtney have spun off into a new reality series, “Kourtney and Khloe … Continue reading
Lisa Rinna stops working out for Playboy
The pair of inflatable lips that incessantly pushes all up in Hollywood’s piece was urged by a Playboy photographer to stop working out weeks before the magazine photo shoot. Lisa Rinna, a self-proclaimed workout fiend, missed three weeks of working out and … Continue reading
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Tagged collagen, Lisa Rinna, not working out, photographer, Playboy
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Amy Winehouse and Snoop Dogg too stoned to record a song
Amy Winehouse and Snoop Dogg got together in Los Angeles last year to record music together, but the pair were too stoned to finish any of the tracks, reported Britain’s The Sun. In breaking news, I can’t believe it’s not … Continue reading
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Tagged amy winehouse, marijuana, record, Snoop Dogg, stoned, Super Mario Bros. 3, the sun
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