Monthly Archives: March 2009

Malawian activists: Is Madonna child trafficking?

Hollywood has a hot accessory in town. Celebrities are succumbing to all the rage. Stars have been lining up to get one, some even waiting months on end. Welcome to buy a baby. If you are a celebrity with cash, … Continue reading

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Matthew McConaughey puts out the vibe

Right when he gets in the perfect pose, Lance Armstrong goes and runs off into the arms of an STD. It’s OK Matthew McConaughey, Pete Wentz saw your ass from his balcony and broke into a sprint. Hang tough.

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Victoria Beckham has too much money

Trudy Weigel called, she wants her hat back.

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Lindsay Lohan’s new movie straight to TV

Woody from “Toy Story,” uh, a snowy egret, gosh, I mean, Lindsay Lohan, has one more reason to dig into Haley Joel Osmnet, um, Samantha Ronson’s gold-plated back pocket.  I feel like I just had a labor pain. Ugh. Labor pain? … Continue reading

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Papa Joe Simpson sets the record straight

Joe Simpson hit climax. He made it into the press after a five month hiatus. National Enquirer falsely (get out!) reported that Papa Joe wanted his daughter Jessica to dump Tony Romo. The rag sheet reproted that a source said … Continue reading

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Kelly Osbourne waiting five years to wed

Kelly Osbourne, 23, and her fiancee, British model Luke Worrall, 19, engaged in November, but are not in a rush to tie the knot. “I think the last thing I should be doing right now is planning a wedding,” Osbourne told … Continue reading

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Tyson Beckford’s ego needs a nap

Model Tyson Beckford’s ego took a stroll through his pretty little mouth last week. Aside from fancying an gander at his near-perfect chest, it also wanted to set some rules straight with Hollywood. Celebrities, listen up. Beckford, the host of … Continue reading

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer break up again. Yawn.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up again, due to his constant Twittering, says UK’s Telegraph.* A source told the Teleraph that John was neglecting his girlfriend by touting a busy schedule, but failed to keep in mind his incessant … Continue reading

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M.I.A. realeases son’s real name. The excitement is overwhelming.

M.I.A. claimed her baby is not named “Ickitt,” after much media speculation. She has released the real name. Whew. I have been holding my breath since March 7. Drumroll… Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman. Right. At least he’ll have his mom’s … Continue reading

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Tyra Banks’ night out with Kimora Lee Simmons

Twelve Mai Tais at Beverly Hills Hawaiian restaurant, Luau: $168. Parachute pants, M.C. Hammer-style: $214. Chauffeured ride home: $350. Lighting up San Fernando Valley 12 miles away by deflecting paparazzi flashes off a pair of foreheads: just plain obnoxious. I … Continue reading

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