Amy Winehouse’s rep confirms that her London home was broken into while she was on her overextended, overwelcomed and unbridled drunken stay in St. Lucia. Us Magazine reports the front door was kicked in and a bunch of guitars and music equipment were stolen. Remains in the house included nappy beehives, hordes of gutter glitter [...]

Ashton Kutcher went on a video and Twitter rampage Thursday morning, due to his neighbor’s new home construction disrupting his sleep. The Los Angeles Times says the home-building neighbor, screenwriter Bruce Goldsmith, “says that the house Kutcher lives in was built over a 10-year period and that all the neighbors had to suck it up and cope with [...]

Clearly, good looks run in the family.

Rapper DMX, birth name Earl Simmons, has been sentenced to only 90 days in jail for theft, drug possession and animal cruelty. DMX, I know people, who know people, who will knock the soap out of your hands in jail. The call has been made. You can’t get away with abusing dogs. In 2007 deputies found three [...]

The Associated Press reports Val Kilmer has been named celebrity king for the New Orleans’ Krewe of Bacchus parade, two days before Mardi Gras. Who? Oh right, he was Madmartigan from 1988′s Willo. What? Hey! That was a sweet flick! Well, the man has been MIA. Translation, bad career choices? Although he is the voice of K.I.T.T. in the new “Knight Rider” [...]

In searching for something interesting to post on Hollywood Headaches today, I found some really great gossip (laymen: my sarcasm drips with the italic button): -Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have a photo shoot outside of a 99-cent store (somebody scrape my eyes out with a toothpick). -Paris Hilton babbles about how she is not [...]

Supposedly Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke are a hot item, after filming “The Wrestler” together. Although Wood has denied the rumors, Fox News says spies spotted the pair kissing at the Four Seasons Hotel at a SAG afterparty. Ew. At first, the sensation to heave was then overcome by the realization that Rourke is, [...]

I now know why Victoria Beckham never smiles.

Dust off the Kangol bucket hat, the baggy painter jeans, a silk shirt and a razor. It’s time to craft a suave pencil-thin beard. Why? It’s Backstreet Boy Nick Carter’s  birthday! He celebrated his 29th with Boys Howie Dorough , A.J. McLean and J.C. Chasez at The Keyclub in Hollywood. You know what would’ve been [...]

A Broadway producer says he has acquired the rights to bring Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” to life on stage. “I love the idea of making ‘Thriller’ a musical. Girl meets boy, they fall in love, boy has big secret, now what?” says the producer. I love the idea of making “Thriller” a musical too. However, I [...]